1. ponies-n-things:

    disswasher:

    "You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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    jESUS H FUCK

  2. redefiningfood:

    A spectacular return to blogging: The heartbreakingly beautiful “Passionata” á la Mother

    Raspberry mousse atop a berry-flavoured sponge cake with coconut dacquoise biscuit filled with passion fruit cream

    My mother has not been idle in the time that I have been (from this blog). It’s been a huge, huge while, but seeing as I’m on study leave now I should take some time to blog - this is the 21st century of procrastination after all, and after having kept my mother’s creations to myself for too long it’s high time I share them.

    This beautiful creation is a result of my mother having begun taking dessert classes at Le Cordon Bleu, and the “Passionata” was on one of her exams. My mother was telling me (with a hint of despair) about the pinkish-rainbow hue around the cake: apparently it’s made from two types of batter (tuile and sponge), one frozen and the other put on top of it. It was amazing, and well-worth the effort - the raspberry mousse was cool and sweet-sour, and the sourness of the passionfruit cut through the sweetness of the coconut filling. Just - wow.

  3. redefiningfood:

    Decadence in class: Chocolate cupcake with salted caramel 

    So in my IB Economics higher level class, we decided to have an econ cake rota. Of course when it was my turn, I knew that my mother could blow them all away - and she did, with something as innocuous looking as a cupcake. Well, I guess it’s not so innocuous when it’s topped with a pearly, beautiful (homemade, of course) mini macaron…

    The whipped cream and white chocolate frosting was wonderfully light and sweet, and the heaviness of the chocolate was cut with a little bit of melted salted caramel in the centre. In between learning about economic development, the only development most of us could think of was the development of the flavours on our palette…was that lame? (Yes) Nevertheless, we all enjoyed it. 

  4. frantzfandom:

    nekomarie:

    beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood:

    Cauliflower ‘Bread’ Sticks - To-die-for mock bread-sticks made with cauliflower that are low in calories, carbs and fat….RECIPE

    INGREDIENTS:

    1 head cauliflower, large (7” - 8” wide)

    1/4 cup egg whites

    1/2 cup + 3/4 cup (for topping, optional) Mozzarella/Tex Mex cheese, shredded

    1 tsp Italian herb seasoning or any dried herbs like rosemary, basil, parsley

    1/4 tsp freshly ground black pepper

    Pinch of salt

    Marinara sauce for dipping

    FUCK ME

    shit I thought this was popcorn breadsticks

  5. imapsychowoah:

    This was always my favorite part of WLIIA, when they just kept running with the same joke.

  6. the-time-goddess-of-221b:

    smoochlock:

    so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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    i’m fucking crying 

    it says ‘no.’

    it literally says NO.

    oh my god

  7. lumos5001:

dr-archeville:

hufflepuffsquee:

dangerous-ladies:

escortcube:

You will address me as Captain or Ma’am by Ryoko-demon

It is so exceptionally hard to pull off that cartoony look, but this chick like… knocked it out of the park. Perfection.

OH MY GOD THIS COSPLAYER 





seriously JUST BROWSE HER GALLERY

Hollywood: “But we can’t make the costumes look like they do in the comic books or cartoons!  It’s too unrealistic!”
Me: “Lies!”
Hollywood: “It won’t look right!”
Me: “LIES!”
Hollywood: “Fans demand realism!”
Me: "YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIIIEEESSS!!!!!"

FERNGULLY THOUGH!!! SHE FREAKING DID CRYSTA FROM FERNGULLY!!!

    lumos5001:

    dr-archeville:

    hufflepuffsquee:

    dangerous-ladies:

    escortcube:

    You will address me as Captain or Ma’am by Ryoko-demon

    It is so exceptionally hard to pull off that cartoony look, but this chick like… knocked it out of the park. Perfection.

    OH MY GOD THIS COSPLAYER 

    Untouchable by Ryoko-demon

    Just follow your heart by Ryoko-demon

    Crazy winter by Ryoko-demon

    Where are You, Pikachu? by Ryoko-demon

    My ferngully by Ryoko-demon

    seriously JUST BROWSE HER GALLERY

    Hollywood: “But we can’t make the costumes look like they do in the comic books or cartoons!  It’s too unrealistic!”

    Me: “Lies!”

    Hollywood: “It won’t look right!”

    Me: “LIES!”

    Hollywood: “Fans demand realism!”

    Me: "YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIIIEEESSS!!!!!"

    FERNGULLY THOUGH!!! SHE FREAKING DID CRYSTA FROM FERNGULLY!!!

  8. kalikardashian:

    thelilnan:

    OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

    OKAY

    AJAX SOAP

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    THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

    AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

    AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

    AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

    someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

  9. 
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    (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ 

  10. What If Attack on Titan had Pokemon music #1 : Gay baby jail

  11. momalish:

    Laura inspired me to do evil.

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